Before I quit Best Buy, I stocked up on things that had a HUGE markup. You know those fancy $50 “gold-plated” usb cables employees try to sell you on? Employee cost: $3.67.

Customer Reviews:

BEST DECISION I’VE EVER MADE!

I stopped at the payday loan store last week to get the cash for this bad boy. As soon as I saw it I knew we needed it. It finally arrived today. All you folks out there pay $5.99 for HDMI cables are a bunch of chumps. You cannot possibly realize the full potential of your HDTV without a cable that costs twice as much as it.

What’s great about it:  IT COSTS MORE THAN MY MONTHLY INCOME
What’s not so great: IT DOESN’T COST MORE