Liezl Estipona
Comedy, Photography, and a 3rd generic interest


Dear CHP,

I understand you get a lot of stupid useless calls, but there’s really no need to be an asshole on the phone when I try to be a good samaritan and report the mattress in the fast lane of the 10W.

Because it would have been great if someone had reported the truck bed cover I ran over at 2am last year, totaling the front end of my car, resulting in $1200 in damage and increased my insurance by $500.

Anyway, If you see something on the freeway, call 911, not 1800-TELL-CHP. Turns out they really don’t want to be told anything.

liezl estipona