Fuck this movie.
- Why the do these characters know each other? What job is
Johnny Depp, Skeet Ulrich, Adrian Brody, Guy Fawkes Mask Eric Balfour’s character trying to avoid being roped into? Oh well doesn’t matter, they don’t have to establish anything because there are suddenly aliens.
- The aliens are aliens that feast on brains. I like to think this is how the Walking Dead zombies came to be.
- The only thing missing from the couple’s ascent into the alien ship is an Aerosmith song.
- Oh for sucks sake, this is how the movie ends? Really?
It’s a zombie premise in an alien movie… an alien movie intended for the syfy channel. Then throw in some vampire characteristics and the fact that it can self generate a'la Batteries Not Included, and a kitchen blowing up like Attack the Block.
And what’s worse is I will no longer look fondly upon Marina Del Rey as the city where Arrested Development’s banana stand was set up, but the location for this shitty movie.
Anyway. I hated this movie. If you want to experience why it was rated 1 star, it’s on netflix waiting for you.