I WON! I WON…. some jam?
It’s not even good jam or a full jar… it’s low sugar.
… and HOW APPROPRIATE, AN ASIAN CLOCK.

Also an unsolicited Bleyaert book plug!!!
This makes the inevitable food poisoning worth it. 

aaronbleyaert:

Liezl Estipona, you have won these items.  AREN’T YOU SO COMPLETELY EXCITED?!?!??

Everyone else: Buy Liezl’s AMAZING AND AWESOME SELF-PUBLISHED BOOK OF COMEDY CELEB PHOTOS HERE.

Another contest comes tomorrow. PREPARE YOURSELVES.