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   me : “Binoculars are $8 plus an ID for safety deposit.”  man : “ID? I’m not giving you my ID.”  me : “We’ll also take a credit card, basically anything we can use to hunt you down in case you forget to return them.”  man : (appalled) “This is ridiculous. I’m not giving you my drivers license. What if this building burns down. Then I’ll be without my license.”  me : “Well, you probably won’t need your license if the building burns down.” 

 Because you will be dead.

me: “Binoculars are $8 plus an ID for safety deposit.”
man: “ID? I’m not giving you my ID.”
me: “We’ll also take a credit card, basically anything we can use to hunt you down in case you forget to return them.”
man: (appalled) “This is ridiculous. I’m not giving you my drivers license. What if this building burns down. Then I’ll be without my license.”
me: “Well, you probably won’t need your license if the building burns down.”

Because you will be dead.

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