This is what happens when Guy Fieri, he of Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, doesn’t buy the full URL. Go big or go home.
The Olive Garden:
22 pounds of wine-studded Kalamata olives tumbled over chopped iceberg lettuce and served in a trough, family-style. Ranch hose optional, but recommended.
Wash it down with some delicious pork lotion and enjoy the trip to Flavor Town.