THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Last night, I decided to sleep at Grace’s house so we could  have an early morning start to Vegas. Just as I flip the light switch to the guest room, THIS SNEAKY BITCH pops out from underneath the covers of my bed and scares the shit out of me.

SHE FUCKING FLEW IN FROM NORTH CAROLINA JUST FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

After I stopped crying, calmed down, spewed a lot of profanity, and thew my phone at her, I was able to verbally express how happy I was to see her.

Goddamnit, my friends are the best.