an excerpt…
How to Know If She’s “The One”
If you can say “Yes” to more than half of the below questions, then she’s the one for you:
– Do you share the same values?
– Do you sleep the same hours?
– Is she hungry for sex, even after lunch?
– Does she set up a pasta and ice cream sundae bar at the house when you come home from work?
– Does she wear tube tops?
– Does she have zero body fat?
– Does she make you feel like John “Cougar” Mellencamp (including praising your work on FarmAid)?