I can't swim, but I'm cool with people who can.

Woah, woah. I have never bought this idea of not being able to swim. All you do is move your arms and kick your legs. If you were tossed into water and needed to swim to save your life… you couldn’t swim?

(I know what you’re doing here, and I like it, but how can’t people swim?!)

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It happens. I almost drowned in my cousins pool as a kid and had to be saved like a scene from Rescue 911. Took me years to even go near a pool after that. Still can’t swim.