UCB-LA | Comedy Death Ray | 10.27.09

In the middle of the show tonight, I notice a girl in the front row chewing her gum like a cow. Sometimes blowing bubbles. Occasionally sending out texts. It was annoying. I wanted to punch her in her disinterested face.

Yes, that’s gum you see falling out of her mouth.

(Samm Levine, Chris Hardwick, and Mike Phirman sing a song about zombie love.)